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Nyan Cat the Movie

docktahwho:

Nyan Cat, performed by an orchestra.

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Avengers GIF Challenge

Your childhood with your 45th gif:

mmhmm DipsyxLaa-Laa was my otp

Your reaction when you discover your powers with your 89th gif:

pretty much XD

What you do when you realize you’re a superhero with your 34th gif:

yep

Show us your reaction to defeating your first enemy with your 13th gif:

jsd;flnadv;klajdfl;kawjef DEAD

Count ten gifs from the end to show how the public feels about you:

okay w/e BITCHES i’m FABULOUS 

Your reaction to being recruited is your 50th gif:

WOW WHAT EVEN i’m just hitting all the right ones XD

Two gifs from the end is your reaction when you realize you’re stuck in a plane with a guy who turns into a green rage monster:

 

what, am i going to just rage quit and jump out of the plane?

The 35th gif is how you feel about Loki being imprisoned on the hellicarrier:

 

/WHOOPTY-FUCKING-DOO

Nick Fury is withholding information. How you feel with your 71st gif:

 

“I…I just DON’T UNDERSTAND why you would do this to meeeeeeee…WEHHHHHH”

Tony Stark is bugging you and calling you a nickname. React with your 11th gif:

umm…o…kayyyyy then? 

Captain America is doing his whole patriotic good-boy schtick. React with your 24th gif:

 

“And by ship, I mean…nevermind, I got nothin’.” 

So apparently a demi-god who is brother to the bad guy and talks like he wishes he was chilling with Shakespeare is hanging with you guys. React with the 58th gif:

chris hemsworth is hanging out with us CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS HANGING OUT WITH US CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS HANGING OUT WITH US CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS HANGING OUT WITH US 

Your reaction when Black Widow tries to make a deal with Loki with your 44th gif:

walk away to the car with my bags and LEAVE 

Your 5th gif shows how you fight when Loki’s people invade your ship:

 

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your reaction to Phil Coulson’s death with your 119th gif:

 

apparently i’m heartless and have no soul

Your reaction when Hawkeye is apparently a good guy now with your last gif:

 

i’m signing him up for “Pimp My Nest”

You’re stationed on the ground with Hawkeye, Black Widow, and Captain America during the fight for Manhattan. Tell us how you fight with your 39th gif:

we throw cakes at our enemies and kill them with SWEETNESS 

Giant evil whale things pop out of the sky! React with your 37th gif:

 

“But it’s not even my birthday WHAT IS THIS”

It looks like Tony’s gonna die! React with your 100th gif:

“Um, excuse me? But how is that even POSSIBLE? This is TONY MOTHERFUCKING STARK we’re talking about.” 

Tony wants to go eat shawarma. React with your third to last gif:

“Where to, Tony Motherfucking Stark?”  

You sent them aliens back to where they belong. React with your 61st gif:

“They didn’t even say ‘Happy Birthday’, those bastards.”

Loki captured again! And Thor is apparently taking him and the Tesseract. React with your 149th gif:

“Hooray no nuclear warfare for us!”

React with how you feel about eating shawarma with everybody with your 1st gif:

“…I’ll leave you all alone. I have a tumblr to creep around on.” 

Filed under avengers gif challenge wow another one of these JEEZUS

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A conversation about marriage (with some classmates)

Classmate #1:
Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2:
I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
Me:
Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Classmates:
....
Me:
And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
Classmate #2:
What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1:
Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
Me:
Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1:
Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me:
What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1:
Yeah...
Me:
Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1:
He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me:
Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1:
....
Me:
Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.

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mom:
you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me:
THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom:
you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me:
i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me:
i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me:
without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom:
this isn't normal

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benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

(via lemarquisdelafayette)

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